Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.

DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

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ONB (On baby)

Term to describe whole honesty on a opinion or a statement.

If a lie, a random baby from Uganda DIES.

A downgraded term for ONG (on god)

I swear i didn't eat it! ONB (On baby)

by josephat a-u November 23, 2022

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baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)

Run--she got baby vision.

by DaTroot April 25, 2014

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