Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog

Used in sentences instead of 'God' for those that don’t want to use God's name

Oh my Dog!
Only Dog knows!
For the love of Dog, what are you doing?
For Dog's sake!
Dog bless you.

by Kora444 September 22, 2020

Dog

An animal. Its family is the canine mammal family.

“The dog had black fur with brown eyes.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

london dog

"London Dog" is when a guy goes soft while doing it doggy-style.

can be used as a noun or verb

Janet told me that Evan London Dogged her last night!

"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"

by loganthelondondog July 25, 2016

silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.

I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.

by tippy24 October 1, 2017

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022