Baby Bean

A puppy that is hyperactive.

My dog is a baby Bean.

by Planogurl34 May 26, 2015

baby gravy

when you shoot you load in her mouth and she hates it

I know how much she hates taking my baby gravy

by castnblast June 27, 2024

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal

Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out

by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019

Black Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda that is black

My friend: Black Baby Yoda

by Weird Chicken Nugget April 18, 2023

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025