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face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
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face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.
I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.
by Big DG December 26, 2017
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Face Shooter

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"

2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)
Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again

Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.

Mary: Wipe it off...
by CaliQueen September 2, 2012
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Bozo Face

Bozo Face - Can occur on the face of a man or woman when performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.
Suzy didn’t tell me she was in the rag & I had blood from my cheeks to my chin... total Bozo Face man!
by Bobby Strongrod March 30, 2019
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Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Siamese Face

A term used for explaining that someone looks like one of your friends.
That guy has a siamese face like chris
by ROBOPANDA May 7, 2011
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