grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

by karma k December 20, 2012

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Baby-hung

When a person's penis is large compared to those on babies.

"You see Johnnie's cock? Dude's baby-hung for sure. No other baby's cock could compare."

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022

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Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

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Reverse Baby Bird

When you are hitting it from behind and cum, then the ole lady coughs and you catch it in your mouth.

Last night I had the ole lady bent over the trailer hitch and I came in her, then bent over to smell her ass and she reverse baby birded me.

by Mr. Big Nutz April 19, 2024

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Nosed Baby

type of aura you can't rlly explain you'll just know it when you see it

Eva Green is such a nosed baby

by imtrynalickevagreensmoles May 28, 2024

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The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

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