A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
by cartuneist April 01, 2022
A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.
Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.
by Duckdog39 October 19, 2019
“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
When u lay ike a sniper and start singing love songs to the pussy... dive in no spotter necessary...laa laa laa naa naa naa...
by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 22, 2024
Slang term known for dirty pussy that has STD’s , or a thots pussy that hasn’t been washed for years . Also know as that stenchy smell the kanker sisters from Ed Edd & Eddy have but in real life .
Guys Response : Ewww get that “KANKER PUSSY” away from me !!! Girls Reply : “FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT KANKER PUSSY!?” Guys Reply : “THAT MUSTY CRUSTY PUSSY IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT !!”
by KAN-KER PUS-SY March 19, 2021
When the pussy has been smashed so many times, it starts to resemble chewed biltong and the pussy lips begin to change to a blue color and feels like old leather!
Bob: Hey bru, did you know that Marge has a biltong pussy?
Peter: Oh damn son, thats because she's been a hoe all her life!
Peter: Oh damn son, thats because she's been a hoe all her life!
by pops_sa May 29, 2019