pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle headmug. The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
Get the The Walking Headmug. The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.
by Lipton4 August 9, 2021
Get the Head Beermug. An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.
Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"
Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"
Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"
by PLUH765 August 25, 2010
Get the Caravan Headmug. It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.
by Jake from Fuck You January 20, 2024
Get the bald-headed hootenannymug. by Kayla baby June 11, 2008
Get the purple python headmug. 