A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools
commonly found behind schools
by clitlick October 11, 2023

by rose222 September 13, 2021

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)
by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"
Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?
Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"
Dale: oof. That sucks
Eli: what about yours?
Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny
Eli: jeez
Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"
Dale: oof. That sucks
Eli: what about yours?
Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny
Eli: jeez
by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021
