spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

by Spongey face May 24, 2016

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.

He gave her a good face-paint.

by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025

mang face

A cool ass smart dog.

"Did your dog really just get you a beer?!! Dang that is one mang face dog"

by Mama Lyds March 20, 2016

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

Bozo Face

Bozo Face - Can occur on the face of a man or woman when performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

Suzy didn’t tell me she was in the rag & I had blood from my cheeks to my chin... total Bozo Face man!

by Bobby Strongrod March 30, 2019

put face

To show up and make people feel like you want to be there, especially when you don't.

To put on a face.

It can mean 'to schmooze' in certain contexts.

I don't really want to go to this party, but I feel like I need to at least put face for an hour.

We're taking the clients out to dinner to put face and make them trust us.

by millamacmia March 30, 2017