Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.

"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."

by moobm'n May 26, 2023

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here).

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here). There is no hope in this for world for them. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. THERE IS NO HOPE.

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

LOK Syndrome

LOK ( lack of knowledge) syndrome is when a person talks about a subject but they are clearly out of their debt in that particular field ! In this case they suffer from LOK syndrome

Sir Alex Ferguson wasn’t a good manager for Man UTD , this statement is LOk syndrome

by Robbo-cop May 29, 2023

Kizo syndrome

Syndrome typically found within bald males of Croatian origins, easily recognizeable by their fat body, always wearing their favorite sports club dress and first name being Kristijan, always nicknamed Kizo. Their neural patterns are quite simple as they always seem to act purely on instinct. As a result these Kizo-s are extremelly agressive and volatile. One shouldn't initate a conversation unless prepared to be insulted on sight.

A: Hey Kizo, how's your da-
Kizo: Jebem ti Boga u pičku glupu retardiranu nedojebanu sudac glupa pederčina izopačena u kurac potplaćeni jebem ti mater kako je moj tim mogao izgubit sa 17 golova razlike osim ako sudca nisu jebeno podmitili stoka nepoštena da im jebem sve

A: ... So that's the Kizo syndrome

by Krile1986 May 30, 2023

Pickle Syndrome

When you somehow have no opinion on a popular subject.

Me: What do you think of the MCU
Also Me: Idk, it sure does exist
Me: You have nothing to say about it?!
Also Me: Yes.
Me: That’s some serious pickle syndrome.

by VanillN May 30, 2023

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023