Vagina Face

A derogatory term or insult used to make fun of a stupid person’s stupid face (This can imply that said person’s face looks like a vagina but can also just be used to simply imply how stupid their face looks).

What’s up Vagina Face? Yeah, That’s right, I just said your face looks like a vagina!

by The Smole April 12, 2023

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Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 November 27, 2017

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hoe face

A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something

Not to be confused with "hoe phase".

She had a hoe face during her hoe phase.

by Queen Thy February 18, 2023

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Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 06, 2022

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