Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

fall out boy

a band that used to be scene and has been around for a long time but because of a little song called "sugar, we're goin down" is totally mainstream.

i knew about fall out boy long before they were on MTV.

by RAAARRR December 28, 2005

Fall out boy

a shity emo band that call them selfs punks and only play octave chords.

dude i wanna murder fall out boy

by Jared Aston April 9, 2006

guys' night out

(N.) When a group of guys go out for the night. The other "Nine to Five" that takes place between 9:00pm and 5:00pm, usually on Saturdays.

We really had a guys night out when Duffman came to Moe's with a bottomless mug of Duff Extra Cold.

by G-Union August 18, 2003

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004

fall out boy

A piece of crap. I could probably make better music with my butt. Clearly, anyone who listens to them does because everyone else is. They cannot preform live mostly because their lead singer cannot sing, which kind of defeats the purpose of even having a band.

I would rather bite the head off a snake than listen to a Fall Out Boy song.

by JMaster December 28, 2005

make out day

a day to make out with your girl friend or boy friend.

when is make out day?

by Jarrod Purvis May 21, 2005