zero

1) when your semen is finished
2) No more lex no more sex

wtf lets keep going

fuck u and ur cumless dick

by Libido January 10, 2005

Zerg-Girl

When a guy has a female friend that he is not necessarily in a relationship with but has a strong friendship with. this girl has alot of friends and is relatively 'in the scene', she is in a large circle of girlfriends and can therefore share alot of secrets and information about girls with the guy.

the name's origin is from Blizzard's 'Starcraft II', an epic computer game. 'Zergs' are creatures that can bury themselves underground and attack at any time by surprise.

My Zerg-Girl told me that Amanda really wants to f***k, that's awesome.

My Zerg-Girl heard that the redhead doesn't like you enough to go to the prom with you.

by Yrome June 4, 2009

zero

"Not at all", almost to the point of the suggestion being laughable. Used to express extreme disagreement with a statement, or an emphatic negative in response to a question. Equivalent to a low-voltage in digital logic, which generally represents an assertion of a false statement. First used by Eric Schmidt.

Usually uttered through a laugh.

Me: Hey, you guys enjoying that last thermodynamics assignment?
Them: ZEE-RO!

Mom: What do you say to liver for dinner?
Kid: Zero, mom. Zero.

by Nacho Dan August 7, 2004

zerg

It's like a bunch of people in an MMO, created from the name of a race in the game StarCraft. People who use this word are complete nerds with no life.

Woot! Our 3l33t zerg force pwned your ass.

by Lord Argnot (Level 125) January 12, 2005

Zero_Reborn

Ruler of the world supreme master of everything , perverted letcher.

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Zero MkIII

He's a fartknocker! He sucked my weiner too many times too count and my ballsack is superlow. Sometimes I wish that I would have a full sperm count but Zero MkIII always makes it lower. :( When I go to the bathroom,instaid of seeing a toilet or a urinal I see his face sticking out. I put my buttchecks right in his face and I let the demons be released.

Zero MkIII: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
White Base55: uh,you there zero?
Zero MkIII: HAHAHHAHHAAHHA FART LOL
White Base55: please can i have some of your drugs? i can really use some
Zero MkIII: nO LOLOLOLOLOLololo ITS MAH DRUGZ0RZ KTO(K(RJTSFGETHDUJDT
White Base55: Oh my god. I need those drugs.

by WhiteBase April 30, 2005

Zero

The coolest guy ever, the best a QUAKE II and ANY GAME.

Zero is James Barbee, he is kewl

by Zero May 3, 2003