by Pebus galacticus November 6, 2022

Person A: OH MY GOSH WOWWW
Person B: Awwe I knew you would find me amazing
Person A: No, I’m just wondering where I could dump your body
Person B: Awwe I knew you would find me amazing
Person A: No, I’m just wondering where I could dump your body
by The simpo November 9, 2021

by Bumblebelle November 6, 2019

Wacked Out Women.
The crazy bitches who do and say anything to get their way.
Ballistic and chaotic, these women know no end.
The crazy bitches who do and say anything to get their way.
Ballistic and chaotic, these women know no end.
Did you see what Ashley did? Can you believe she trampled that dude with her additude? WOW! I wouldn't want to be married to her!
by REBel Siren April 15, 2021

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

by Shoobs November 20, 2013
