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wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year
by Dick pickle May 26, 2018
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Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021
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7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.
“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”
by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017
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El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.
El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.
by tewys1 May 9, 2022
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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
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kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.
Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.
by thepulloutking June 2, 2022
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Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.
Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”
by Berrybop May 2, 2025
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