willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017

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william scott

he is such a thoughtful and sweet guy. he is such a gentleman but can also be sexy and fun;) he is overwhelmingly intelligent and can always make you laugh somehow. his smile is intoxicating. he is super tall and fit and is super fine and handsome. very sporty and is amazing at making out. if you know one. you should cop that.

dang, that William Scott is so sweet. I wish I was dating him, but he's taken.

by Whalewhalewhale603812 November 8, 2017

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William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017

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william david sharpe

A badass motherfucker

William David Sharpe is a badass

by Mynigga12345 January 5, 2018

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William Daniel Lawrence

Taxation is theft.

Well, Mr. Trump, I have but three words for you: William Daniel Lawrence.

by Detta Walker January 15, 2018

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William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"

ew gross its a William Matthews

by inthaweeds January 28, 2018

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