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The Wichita Wash-off

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009
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Front bang wash

1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position

(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
by Mick Jones March 7, 2008
mugGet the Front bang washmug.

Washington Wart Wash

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.

bobby: shirley's twat stinks
by bennypotsmoker March 29, 2007
mugGet the Washington Wart Washmug.

washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017
mugGet the washing machine dickmug.

Millennial Car Wash

When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth
I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.
by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019
mugGet the Millennial Car Washmug.

coder car wash

The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1
by Andrew365 December 13, 2008
mugGet the coder car washmug.

Chattanooga Car Wash

To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.
Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.
by Motor Enthusiast March 12, 2011
mugGet the Chattanooga Car Washmug.

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