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wanker

1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003
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Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...
A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!
by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006
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Wanker

British vulgarity:

1. One who masturbates.

2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.

Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.

2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
by Fu Manchu August 31, 2008
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BUS WANKER

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.
by MR BUS WANKER October 6, 2009
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Wanderlust

One of the best shows to ever grace Comedy Central. Focusing on a German Traveller going around the world, the character Gehard Reinke would make fun of locals, get into some trouble of his own, and even experience some of the naitive's traditions. Best of all, he would often get a theme at the beginning of the show (Example: Pee Shyness or tracking down Big Foot), and would turn his vacation upside down.
Sadly, the show was cancelled after 6 Episodes.
Wanderlust is normally shown at around 2-4 am or on rare occasions, 7 am on Sundays.
by Nugz August 23, 2005
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wankerlicous

yo that is wankerlicious
by Cullen White May 3, 2004
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Fat Wanker

by ME December 4, 2003
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