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woke

Adjective: Cynical word of derision used by the American radical right, to try to make themselves appear relevant for the times & "hip"
Look at those silly insert random minority group here daring to demand rights equal to those of us cishet WASP manly men. They are so woke.
by kingo March 30, 2023
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woke

a word used to describe snowflakes that try to protest every real world issue (Ex: a snowflake on twitter promoting how homophobia is wrong)
snowflake: WHY DONT YOU SUPPORT LGBTQ+??
guy: im not woke like you, and im religious
by Zerore0 January 1, 2024
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Woke

Woke according to an Melaninated American (Not to be confused with a SJW)

Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke.

1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye.

Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke)

2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt.
(Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.)

Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.
The government doesn’t not want us to wake up and they are banning history! #staywoke
by ReclaimWoke March 27, 2023
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woke pilled

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.
by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022
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woke

instinctively opposed to fascist rabble-rousers
I never knew I was WOKE until i saw Ron De Santis foaming at the mouth
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Woke

A term initially used to describe those with progressive views of being "aware" of social injustices, and inequalities, but has now evolved into a pejorative term to mock the kind of "progressive" people who are often described as self deprecating obese women with blue hair and like to dictate who is oppressed and who is not.
Woke people are dumb as shit and never have a logical or rational argument. Basically everything they say is from emotion.
by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025
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WOKE

WOKE is an acrostic or anagram for the following:

Wonderful
Organisation
Keen (to be)
Exemplary

A standard by which the world's top organisations must adhere to and abide by in all they do.
Man, that rainforest charity is so WOKE; they ask everyone for their free, prior, and informed consent.
by ldiggitydog.dot September 16, 2019
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