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Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.
Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.
by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023
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epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
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dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
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Vampire

An immortal creature which only drinks blood and burn under the sun but they dont burn if they have their daylight ring on (vamps from the vampire diaries)
-hey look, thats katherine pierce, shehas been a vampire formore then 500 years
by petrovsblood January 18, 2022
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Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020
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LA vampire

A girl from the city who parties all night and sleeps every day
Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”
by RickiAwful March 3, 2022
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Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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