Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.

“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.

Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?

No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!

by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022

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vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day

1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer

by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019

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Vampire Dumplin'

When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.

Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.

Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

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Vampire

An immortal creature which only drinks blood and burn under the sun but they dont burn if they have their daylight ring on (vamps from the vampire diaries)

-hey look, thats katherine pierce, shehas been a vampire formore then 500 years

by petrovsblood January 18, 2022

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Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022

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