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Joseph the uncle

A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.
Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊
by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020
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Boomer uncle

Boomer uncle is a guy named Raja from Thanjavur who says ‘anna kooda velaya poren’ whenever he wants to escape, he is popularly called as ‘Item Raja’ and his tag line is ITEM RAJA VALGA !
Friend 1: macha va da veliya polam
Raja: anna kooda velaya poren da
Friends: Boomer Boomer uncle
by Mr. Kasa kasa December 5, 2021
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Uncle dane

A total hottie, 100% nutt material. Not to be confused with tf2's Dane, this Dane will make Niagara falls in your pants,every time he enters a room, no exceptions.
oh my god! it's Uncle Dane! (nutts silently)
by pootis the gibus hoovy June 8, 2018
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Candy Uncle

1. A term of endearment for a man who is not old enough to be a Sugar Daddy but performs the same or simular duties as a Sugar Daddy.

2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's
I got a good Candy Uncle becuase he takes care of me and my needs
by Uncle Wayne June 12, 2019
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twins uncle

Bad grammar. Put the apostrophe in twins uncle to make it make sense.
Twins uncle has no meaning, but twin's uncle means the uncle of a twin.
by Word of the Day May 29, 2004
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Uncle Phil

A nickname give to Phil Knight, the founder of Nike and alumnus of the University of Oregon. Phil Knight has donated millions of dollars to University of Oregon Athletics, which has helped pay for state of the art facilities and an overall embarrassment of riches that any athletics program would love to have.. Consequently this has helped Oregon Duck sports (football in particular) become successful. Top-tier athletes are attracted to all of this great stuff. The fans are well-aware of Phil Knight's monetary contributions which have in turn brought success, and metaphorically he's like the uncle whose spoils his nieces/nephews with gifts, hence he's been called "Uncle Phil".
Beaver: "What the hell? How do you guys get all these bitchin' facilities? That's so unfair!!!"

Duck: "It's all courtesy of Uncle Phil. I hope you're looking forward to another beatdown at Autzen stadium where you can see all the new things Uncle Phil has bought for us."
by OreCaliWash January 27, 2011
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uncle loser

an uncle louie sized loser who has a big ass and a skinny weiner.
god your zuch a uncle looser! just leave!
by acetic August 19, 2003
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