moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021

fucked up saber-tooth tiger

The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.

She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.

by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

thoth

The tr00est black metal band in existance.

Hail Belphegor!

by StarFoxDisciple July 8, 2003

toothless bob

ant'nys pa..he aint got no teef (slang for teeth)hes dirt poor, works in a garbage dump, collects welfare, shoots his nuts off, beats ant'ny in the laundry room, and watches his programs

Ant'ny its your pa Toothless and i need to see you in the laundry room

by mikeet fuck February 10, 2005

spooky tooth

Any person, place, or thing that when you come in contact with you find yourself going "huh?"

I'm glad I found these ripe-ass melons. All the rest were spooky tooth.

by Gemilie August 17, 2006