turtle butter

a condition for males in which their balls become very sweaty

after a long hot day i realized i had a bad case of turtle butter

by GingerKing1 June 2, 2011

turtle slap

Turtle Slap is when someone slaps your turtle, so you have to retaliate with a slap that only a turtle would wish for.

If you slap my turtle again, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP you!
If you touch my turtle's shell again with your palm, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP your ugly face.

by Joshilini June 29, 2007

sea turtle

a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!

man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!

by steven tyler konken May 4, 2008

Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008

Turtle Tug

As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!

by Jets554 July 6, 2011

water turtle

My favorite type of turtle.

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!

by Chris Z February 20, 2005

Turtle Jerk

A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.

I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!

by sjh horse March 23, 2011