turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."

I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!

by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating

Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

turkey brook

the coolest place in mount olive besides dunkin donuts and "school". its got like 9 fields, that no one really cares about. 2 sets of bathrooms that are now closed because our cool ass kids couldnt stop ruining them, getting high in them, and makin more kids in them :) so now we have these lovely porter-pottys that are great to get high in too :) people go there to hangout, because well thats how cool mount olive is!! and then around 9, cops come out looking for all those high teens, but our cops are sooo smart, that they dont bother to get their lazy asses out of the car, and actually look for them all hidin on the fields. wow. sooo basically... if ya wanna have sex, get high, or pretend your cool, go to tb :)

sally: hey! wanna hangout??
johnny: your from mountolive right? so that means you'll blow me right??
sally: YEAH!!
johnny: at the turkey brook place right??
sally: yeahh!! you roxbury kids are so smart!!

by we didnt start the fire October 7, 2008