Turkey Fetish

Jizzing in the thanksgiving turkey for pleasure!

Why is Michael talking to the turkey? Oh he just has a turkey fetish. Oh...

by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020

Turkey High

when u are so sleepy, full, and feel out of it after a nice meal on thanksgiving

Dude im so full from this meal
word i hear ya, im turkey high

by NJP13 November 28, 2010

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."

I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!

by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating

Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

turkey brook

the coolest place in mount olive besides dunkin donuts and "school". its got like 9 fields, that no one really cares about. 2 sets of bathrooms that are now closed because our cool ass kids couldnt stop ruining them, getting high in them, and makin more kids in them :) so now we have these lovely porter-pottys that are great to get high in too :) people go there to hangout, because well thats how cool mount olive is!! and then around 9, cops come out looking for all those high teens, but our cops are sooo smart, that they dont bother to get their lazy asses out of the car, and actually look for them all hidin on the fields. wow. sooo basically... if ya wanna have sex, get high, or pretend your cool, go to tb :)

sally: hey! wanna hangout??
johnny: your from mountolive right? so that means you'll blow me right??
sally: YEAH!!
johnny: at the turkey brook place right??
sally: yeahh!! you roxbury kids are so smart!!

by we didnt start the fire October 7, 2008