Tampa Bay Turban

—noun

a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen

Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.

by Tampa Bay Tyrone February 25, 2009

tampooned

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

by nathz January 20, 2010

TampaX

Tampa International Airport. Currently serving only "red eye" flights.

I booked a flight to Jamaica out of TampaX.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

wooden tampon

When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.

Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"

Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"

Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"

Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"

by Derrick Snow May 17, 2007

trampolining

(v.) the act of holding a shirt over ones genitals whilst whipping one's hips and external genitalia in the direction of said shirt, thereby creating the effect in the shirt that is seen on the underside of a trampoline when teenagers jump on it

Jeph, in a celebratory action, pulled down his pants, held his Chrebet jersey taught over his genitalia, trampolining it in front of everyone watching the game.

by Poundtowner January 18, 2010

Tampa

Simply put, the greatest city in the world. Home of the Buccaneers, Rays, Lightning, and uberhot women.

Dude, this place lacks ownage, let's go back to Tampa.

by Vincent Vega January 4, 2004

rusty tampon

a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction.

"courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"

by weenis is the word December 17, 2008