Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.

Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!

by Bestie420 July 21, 2022

taint fondler

One who fondles the taint

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint

by theassman May 7, 2018

lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised

*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"

by Willywilbert6969 July 7, 2015

Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!

Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!

by MS.M-R February 4, 2021

Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024