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The Zombies are Coming

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening
John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Zombie movie

Any old movie that appears on television, usually on a Saturday afternoon, that mesmorizes the victim while channel surfing. The victim is then forced to see the rest of the movie until the end, putting the victim, usually male, into a zombie-like state. The movie is usually characterized by bad special effects, questionable acting, and may have won a "razzie" award.
Good examples are "Big Trouble in Little China", "The Last Dragon", and any odd-numbered Star Trek movie.

Joan was almost ready to leave, but her husband got caught by a Zombie movie while channel surfing.
by Dweeb0401 September 30, 2011
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Zombie Nation

A mass number of people in a country become so fixated on a single political agenda item that a huge amount of the people are willing to ignore all other issues and in some cases partake in criminal activites to carry out this one agenda. This creates a toxic environment on a national scale. Whereby facts are not recognised and lies is ignored. The people are said to in somewhat of a zombified state of mind. Brainwashed to the single agenda item.

Example of this can be seen in the rise of Nazi's in 1930's and the Leave Campaign in the UK's Brexit issue of 2016.
Since Brexit the UK has become a Zombie Nation
by Klaa2 Barada Nik2 November 29, 2019
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Nazi Zombies

A game mode which is unlocked after the completion of the Call of Duty 5: World at War single player mode. It is the only fun part of the game (and the only part that wasn't in call of duty 4
The Nazi Zombies went Booga booga booga booga and ate my brain
by youzzer March 19, 2009
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zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth
Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.
by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008
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crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.
"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
by Olivonius July 29, 2008
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Zombie Head

While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk
Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head
by likemyhairywenis August 19, 2011
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