When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
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Get the Liquor Wizard mug.Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.
Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.
The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.
The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”
“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
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Get the Corn wizard mug.A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!
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Get the Kram The Wizard mug.A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
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