salty garbage

The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.

Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.

Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."

by realityhurtz January 14, 2016

Salty Cunt

An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.

"Hey, your ex was talking to me last night about you."
" Yeah, he's a salty cunt"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018

Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

Salty raisins

When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.

Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!

by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015

salty cracker

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

salty cracker,yummmmmmmy

by jasonccc April 22, 2007

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015