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Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)
"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"
by Godfrey Tha Don February 24, 2012
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Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.
Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.
by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018
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rice rape

When an asian restaurant provides what appears to be reasonable rates on the main dishes but then heavily exploits the cost of the cheapest commodity as a per head cost.
I was enjoying a beer whilst perusing the menu at my local thai restaurant. The mains were all $13-$16 dollars each and when we asked for steamed rice it was $4.50 per head. For 4 people sharing just three mains that was a fairly aggressive amount of rice rape. Afterwards, we still said thankyou!
by Mr B Poet February 9, 2018
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Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.
Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape
by TIU December 15, 2011
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Waffle Rape

The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning
Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor
I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got
by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010
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trade raped

When someone gets bent over so bad the brain they once had implodes and allows for repeated rapeage in fantasy sports.
Bradley Reginald Jackson Dale got trade raped.

i.e. H. Sedin & K.Shattenkirk for Tyler Bozak
by Gotcha BLAAAAke February 9, 2014
mugGet the trade rapedmug.

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