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Poser

A female that wanted be daddy's little girl growing up, but was actually a mama's girl that learned to imitate tomboys she met in life to get attention.
His/her little sister was a poser as a kid and still is. She's never really been who she said she was.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
mugGet the poser potatomug.

Country Poser

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.
My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025
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Poser

Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.
The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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poser

oliviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
olivia is a fucking poserrrrrrrrrrrr
by googleplusisgey June 2, 2015
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Poser

A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.
“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”
by Vee_778 June 10, 2020
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poser

(TYPICALLY METAL GENRE) a poser is someone using a specific genre/band as a way to impress someone. for example, if your crush says they like the misfits, you buy a misfits shirt, not knowing any of their songs or anything about them.
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little rant-
people keep saying that bands like SOAD, deftones and other "nu metal" bands are poser bands just because they don't sound like black sabbath, metallica, iron maiden, slayer, megadeth, etc. there are many different sub-genres in metal, and it shouldn't restrict to JUST thrash, death, or other "heavier" sub-genres. SOAD and deftones aren't even really nu metal, they just do what they like to do. they're not poser bands. like what you like, and listen to whatever you want to listen to.
someone: *sees someone in a nirvana shirt* "hey, what's your favorite nirvana song?"

poser:"uh.. I don't know any.. I just think its cute."

someone:"poser.."
by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024
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