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termagant pole

if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!
random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner
by ilikepotatowaffles February 5, 2023
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Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.
Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!
by R&A4eva December 7, 2010
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pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.
He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.
by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023
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To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam September 7, 2013
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walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on
Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino
by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017
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