chelsey and owen

They are perfect for each other

Chelsey and owen are dating

by Nextmatthew55 December 30, 2022

Creston Owens

Man with small white pp

He's a real Creston Owens in bed, it's such a shame.

by RandomGuyWithAnAfro January 6, 2023

sadist cult of owens

a very powerful cult that owns the kkk and the nazi's.

the sadist cult of owens is very powerful, i heard they are hiring!

by honorary owen II January 10, 2023

Owen

The name of a huge fucking nerd. The kind that plays D&D and reads lord of the rings. He often knows way too much about obscure topics.

He’s such an Owen.

by Wawabeast July 18, 2023

Owen

Very good at playing Sax

Owens are always playing Sax when they can

by People pleasing person August 7, 2023

Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.

Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face

by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023

Owen Bliss

Lazy hoe ass, bitch ass nigga

That nigga is and Owen Bliss ass nigga

by Da Realest 941 August 18, 2023