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Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...
"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"
by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021
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White Moose Café

A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
by RazorEm September 11, 2016
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Bare moose knuckle

Bare moose knuckle: is another version of a camel toe just more loose and sloppier.
Beth has a disgusting bare moose knuckle in between her legs.
by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009
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Moose Knuckle

1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.

2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"
I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!
by Big Turkey1 October 26, 2008
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hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
by Flip Chick September 9, 2006
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Moose Hoove

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.
Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.
by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009
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