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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022
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The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
by P A Akin May 24, 2019
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Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways
by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018
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Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus
DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart
by DEICER December 12, 2022
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Matt Cox

A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.

If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.
"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"
by EdtleScars September 4, 2017
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the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
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