Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019

jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!

lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"

by hhajake November 6, 2012

Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance

guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"

by jjsadventures December 11, 2021

Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane

Give me the goods jake toth

by Daber104 March 11, 2019