Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

by Eldritch September 25, 2003

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks

When a dirty, hairy, pussy slides up and down your back.

Husband: Why did you do a snail trail down my back?
Wife: That's called Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks.

by Yipyipyip1234 May 22, 2022

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

hairy man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over her vagina and her pubic hairs get stuck together

1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa.
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco

by ChaseZarate May 8, 2009

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...

My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!

by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 14, 2003

lick my hairy ass

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005