National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023

Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69

Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!

by Large DangleWanger 1678 July 26, 2020

Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.

"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 7, 2013

compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop

Sex position: step #1 you stand up with woman’s legs over your shoulders and her arms around your neck and fully inserted . step #2 while holding her waist and with full penetration bend at the knees and hop.

For visual aid see Mel (Ving Rhames) and Juanita (A.J. Johnson) in the 2001 movie Baby Boy thats how you do the compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop

by Juan Marin October 29, 2008

alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018

Frog's well fallacy

A frog's well is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy. It's a common fallacy, where a broad generalized claim is made on the pretext of a small geographical area, ignoring the rest of the globe. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "digging frog's well".

Statements like, "You know what! Sanskrit is the mother of all languages." are considered frog's well fallacy. The one who is making this kind of fallacious arguments, is digging frog's well.

by rationalanarya February 11, 2018