Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.
Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."
Person B: "Are you serious?"
Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"
You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
Person B: "Are you serious?"
Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"
You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
by Rknep May 28, 2010
Get the Steps on my Flowersmug. The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
Get the Dead Flowermug. Orange flowers from Super Mario Bros. Wonder, which are the most funny/weird/annoying characters in Mario.
by DandidooTheXD April 14, 2024
Get the Talking Flowermug. Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.
Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual
by SilkySand January 13, 2023
Get the flower-sexualmug. The whole of a girls lower private buttidity: both the pee flower (vagina) and the diarrhea release button up beneath her butty: the one flower that they holy totally deprivacize pulling their pants down and sitting it holy totally perverted amusingly bare down onto that magic heavenly chair.
girl: I just love my potty flower so much. It's so beautiful and nourishing and I just get so excited when I deprivacize it to sit it naked on that magical miraculous heavenly chair to do my potty, yet even though my pantsies are down with my potty flower naked I still have all my clothes on just like I do when I'm out there in the world with all the other strangers.
by skankyelectricguy1 August 6, 2010
Get the potty flowermug. Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.
by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016
Get the desk-flowersmug. Ruby Mckinnon (born March 10th, 1998) is a singer/songwriter from LaSalle, Ontario.
Better known by her stage name "Flower face"
She is an alternative Indie artist. Creating music beginning at the age of 14
she has been writing and producing from her bedroom.
Her more recent releases, "Cornflower blue", "back to You" and "sugar water"
With smart-moving lyrics and sweet vocals, she is a small artist that deserves to keep an eye on.
Better known by her stage name "Flower face"
She is an alternative Indie artist. Creating music beginning at the age of 14
she has been writing and producing from her bedroom.
Her more recent releases, "Cornflower blue", "back to You" and "sugar water"
With smart-moving lyrics and sweet vocals, she is a small artist that deserves to keep an eye on.
by wittchhinghour January 21, 2022
Get the flower facemug.