weed sween

similar to whiskey dick, this is when a man has smoked so much marijuana that he can no longer get an erection

Bob: Rick, hit this.
Rick: Only if you promise I won't get weed sween later, I'm tryin' to get laid.
Bob: I promise.

by rookNpb May 16, 2010

snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 9, 2008

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

by oxfordmoron January 27, 2014

dump weed

In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.

dump weed

by ruff_ridah347 September 16, 2010

Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.

james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high

by Joe Sano August 27, 2012

Weed Album

The CD case of the worst album by one's favorite band, which they use to grind up weed on.

May also be a least favorite movie, book, or video game in a series.

Bert grinds his weed exclusively on Lupe Fiasco's LASERS, which is his weed album.

by bumticker January 30, 2012

weed and pussy

the formula to get your indie film into the Sundance film festival

My film was accepted into the Sundance film festival thanks to weed and pussy.

by Rowsdower, Zap February 26, 2014