Jamie

A really, very, rather, remarkably, incredibly short person.

I was looking for Jamie today but, strange enough, couldn't see him. I found him in my pocket a few minutes later. I wonder how he actually got there.

by ElMago July 22, 2019

Jamie

Amazing at giving blow jobs

Jamie just gave me the best blowjob ever

by samtheman111 November 24, 2021

Jamie

The hottest man in existence and the best geometry dash player ever

Person one: damn he’s hot
Person two: that’s Jamie

by hot_naked_guitars69 December 23, 2023

Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay

Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law

by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

jamie

1: An Individual withholding an immense penis;
2: One who naturally signifies the idea and thought of sexy.

1: wow i got rammed in the ass yesterday, and now i cant walk straight because he was such a jamie!

Wow, He was so Jamie.

by supergodcahd November 27, 2023

Jamie

A gutter bitch bartender that’s so deep in her sister shadow she can’t see her own

That isn’t Jess it’s Jamie

by Newwaverlyish May 5, 2021

Jamie

The act of not being able to stop swimming.

Parent: Alright it's been 67 f*cking days, stop swimming. Your being such a JAMIE!

by asphaltfries July 8, 2022