Joe Dirt

what you call some of the shittiest bud on earth. usually has a lot of seed and stem, is very brown and may have bugs.

person 1- yo, you got some dank?
person 2- no, my man was selling Joe Dirt this week. i need a new guy.

by mil0bitch June 29, 2011

dirt nap

When someone involuntarily falls asleep, 'passes the fuck out' or otherwise knocks themselves out and they end up unconscious on the ground they had just been standing on.

"Whoa! What's Timmy doing laying on the ground? "
"He's just taking a dirt nap. Sleeping off some of the booze, he's breathing, he'll be fine."

by derpdiva August 24, 2016

dirt-whore

A bitch thats lower than dirt.

I hope I never see that dirt-whore again!

by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007

dirt digger

BMX or mountain bike rider(s) who actually builds the trails of jumps and other obstacles.

Look at those "dirt diggers", they've been out here for a week and only built two jumps.

by Louie Park March 21, 2007

the dirt diggler

when a man inserts his male member into a deep dark dirty hole prior to injecting it into a female orally or vagonally using her oriface to clean the penis but making that trick ass bitch dirty for the next john to enjoy

sandor- yo i heard u did the dirt diggler on that skallywhop

gregg- yeah! hell she was cleaner after i did it!

by jizzybottom boy April 14, 2010

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 21, 2005

doin the dirt

Can either be used to describe the act of having sex or smoking marijuana, easily confused and often awkward in conversations with people that don't know that there are two meanings

"Where's Kevin, isn't that his car?"

"Oh yea hes upstairs with jack doin the dirt."

"Wait, what? He's upstairs with jack... and he's doin..."

"No, no hes toking it up. yea they're definitely not getting freaky up there, or at least i'd hope not lol"

by Cameron J December 21, 2008