Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

Corn Douglas

The Canadian translation of "Corn Dog"

Aye friend, wanna grab a Corn Douglas after work?

by Bigjohnsanuderas November 10, 2016

Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.

I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak

by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016

corn guy

guy who sells corn

the corn guy sells corn and chicharones

by nnnaaaahhhhhhhhh December 14, 2017

Corn booty

When eating a woman’s ass you eat the corn she hadn’t wiped out earlier that day.

Aye bluh you eat corn booty ? It’s nasty man.

by Blöwe October 29, 2018

Corn Snake

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.

"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"

by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016

Baby Corn

A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.

Baby corn was blathering on again about how he was bagging some hotties last night.

by ChodeBucket June 5, 2018