Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.
Guy 1 "This city sucks."
Guy 2 "I know man."
Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."
Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."
Guy 2 "I know man."
Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."
Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."
by Icarus94 August 30, 2011
A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
by IsThatARetoricalQuestion June 02, 2010
The act of consuming massive amounts of spoiled Canadian bacon in an effort to produce explosive, vile smelling diarrhea. Once a good case of the squirts has developed, the feces is sprayed directly from the anus to the face, neck, and chest of a willing (or unwilling) partner. In this context, the word "Canadian" refers to the bacon being consumed in preparation of the act while "history" refers to the fact that the bacon is rancid and/or past it's expiration date.
You - "Whatcha eatin'?"
Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."
You - "Cool. Can I watch?"
Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."
You - "Cool. Can I watch?"
by Fathead 666 February 06, 2010
A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.
"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
by BigToadMoney April 23, 2017
the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole
by j1n1produkshunz February 01, 2011
n., urban gay slang:
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"
by Harry B Otch November 24, 2010
My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.
by The Velvet Hammer May 03, 2006