knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.

Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.

by tapler October 17, 2012

Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013

ball hat

Putting your balls on your girls head, giving her a ball hat.

yo i gave that hoe a ball hat!!

by steezinnn March 4, 2022

Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.

Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight

by walshyy92 August 26, 2013

Snow Hat

A colloquialism for a garment worn on a man or womans head during the cold weather

It was so cold today I wore my snow hat to cover my ears and keep my head warm.

by MikeBesofly December 7, 2010

pizza hat

someone with really fucking greasy hair

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.

by cactus5390 June 10, 2018