Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods

Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"

by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023

testosterone poisoning

When a woman takes testosterone in order to "transition" into being a transman, and encounters the severe physical, physiological and mental side effects from an artificially induced endocrine disorder. Symptoms are not unlike those for abuse of other steroids, of which testosterone is one: irritability, rage, promiscuity, lack of emotional control, violent outbursts, abnormal hair growth, male pattern baldness, damage to fertility, vocal chord damage, skeletal deformation.

A: How is she now that she's detransitioned?
b: She's okay, but it's hard to know the long-term effects of testosterone poisoning.

by TSCX October 5, 2023

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

Onion test

A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.

"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.

by Kaydiv April 21, 2011

Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011

turd testicle

When you take a shit and it doesn't come all the way out so it just dangles like a testicle.

Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!

Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?

Bro 1: Yeee maan...

by jenny56868 August 13, 2011

club test

A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.

If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.

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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?

You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.

Friend: Damn, what a douche.

You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.

by amazingjay April 23, 2013