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1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
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3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
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