I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!
by Mr.keith.lander March 25, 2014
I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.
"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
by captain Ream'O December 29, 2013
When a man comes to a person with problems, and you tell him to not be a Taint sack due to vaginitis.
by Manfury March 19, 2016
Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.
by Jova nov January 24, 2012
Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
by Bestie420 July 22, 2022
Where you place your bollocks into your partners mouth, throwing your shaft over their chin and grinding your taint on their nose.
by Cpt D September 19, 2021
Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
by Taint Magee March 24, 2018